Looking for a good meal at a cheap price? Head out to a Kiddie Country softball game where Mikeo routinely serves up juicy meatballs for all to enjoy. The only imperfection in his delectable sandwiches is the sogginess caused by a light rain.

Mikeo, proud owner of a rare Samsung Gas Grill, is shown above clearly wearing down after 8 innings of rigorous pitching. Occasionally accused of throwing a nasty knuckler*, he was nothing but a hungry hippo on this afternoon.

* no video evidence of such a pitch has been recorded.